As Lex took a shit in the BR of a store launch party, she came up with the above title.
As I sat in a moonchair on Sax’s lap, he told me about a weird tick that he used to have.
As I spoke to the coolest dermatologist, I put my foot in my mouth and started taking about first morning’s pee as theraputic for the skin. I freaked him out. I told him that the name of his skincare line was kind of pornographic.
Still riddled with uncertainty(sp?).
I have to get over myself.
I am wearing fuzzy brown boots today with red fishnets.